Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby , Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that
application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run these applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby , Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
.............
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that
application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run these applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support